Social has pretty much taken over most our lives, it’s steadily creeping in to take over the world — Skynet is probably behind all of this. And one social media app that we all religiously use is Instagram. More than often you’ll browse through the “explore” tab and find pictures of hot chicks in booty shorts standing in the kitchen; she doesn’t know what she’s doing, but she gets the likes.
So you decide to browse through promiscuous fitchick’s gallery, and find multiple photos of her in booty shorts in random places around what seems to be her backyard. The thing is, you’re not looking at selfies, you’re looking at photos taken of her by someone else.
We’ve all wondered who this mysterious figure taking the photos could be. Is it her roommate? Her best friend? Nope… It’s the man in her life, aka, the Instagram Husband. Yeah, your dick just shrunk, didn’t it? Now you have to unfollow her, erase all your screenshots, and start a new life in Alaska.
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